WE BEGIN WITH A HUSBAND AND WIFE SITTING IN BED IN AN AWKWARD SILENCE.

WIFE
Do you want to talk about it?

HUSBAND (evasively/sheepishly)
No...

HUSBAND (THOUGHTS)
I’ve read it might be something to do with my high blood pressure, but the last thing I need is lots of advice from would-be doctors. The scene changes to show Husband surrounded by his wife’s friends over dinner:

FRIEND 1
Have you tried eating fresh beetroot?

FRIEND 2
Or aligning yourself with Jupiter?

FRIEND 3
The pagan fertility dance always works for my Brian.

Back to Husband:

HUSBAND (V/O)
Besides, how can they tell if high blood pressure is connected to erection problems? It’s like when we used to be told too much of a certain activity would make you go blind. Where did they get that bit of nonsense from? Husband puts on his pair of very thick reading glasses as he picks up a book. He pauses, suddenly considering the connection.

HUSBAND (THOUGHTS)
Maybe I'll check it out. Just in case.